We need more emoticons...

"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv) 04/13/2020 at 17:42 • Filed to: I'm Bored

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You’ve heard of the smiley face :)

You’ve heard of the frowny face :(

You’ve probably heard of the winky face ;)

The tongue face :p

And things like this: :’-) :D XD UwU

But what about...

The “hold on, I’ve got something in my eye” ;- D

The “wow, this thing is really stuck in my eye” ;-(

The “ARGH, THIS THING IN MY EYE FREAKING HURTS” >;- O

Or the “SOMEBODY GET THE #$%&^ SALINE SOLUTION ALREADY!!!” >X-O

Then, of course, there’s the “I have a goatee” :)>

The “I have a party hat” <:)

The “behold my fancy mustache” :{)

The “Behold my fancy mustache ” : [ D

The “duck face” :v

The “smirk” :- J

The “cannot.... unsee....” 8-|

The “mohawk” -:p

The “clown face” < 8*P

The “cigarette/lip balm/I have a random stick in my mouth ” :Q

The “chubby belly person ” :-),’ ()=

The “chubb y belly person who is surprised to learn that he has a tapeworm” >8-0,’(&)=

The “I think I can touch my nose with my tongue” :-d

The “I think I broke my nose” :~(

The “I’m drunk” :-S

A nd finally...

The “Picasso” >%p

You can, of course, mix and match bits and pieces of these to match your specific needs. So go out and type more emoticons into the world!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 04/13/2020 at 17:55

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Yessss. Now everyone can know exactly how I feel right now >8-0,’(&)=

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I call it the unibrow-man -eating-a-waffle emoticon.  

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 04/13/2020 at 17:58

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Drool emoticon

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Angry unibrow man who just got out of bed

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Unibrow eyepatch man

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 04/13/2020 at 18:02

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Perfect! That is the best possible use of a hashtag.

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 04/13/2020 at 18:04

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The eyepatch man is wonderful. I’m gonna have to use that at some point...

For Sweden > Jim Spanfeller 04/13/2020 at 18:17

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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 04/13/2020 at 18:36

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pirate hat? bowler hat? Maybe he is a civilized gentleman pirate?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 04/13/2020 at 18:39

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I am particularly proud of that one, but he could be eating anything you like.

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